Winter Love. Winter is the newly "crowned" (for lack of a better term) boss of P.C.I. She comes in knowing almost nothing about the fucked nature of the company, but don't worry, she does find out eventually.

Christian Jericho. Christian is 24, but acts like a horny 15-year-old. His target is indeed Winter, and just when he thinks that he's not going to score...yeah. You might notice that everyone calls him by his last name. Oh, and you might notice that he shows up the most in the play.

Zora Jericho. Yep. If you haven't noticed it yet, Zora is Christian's younger sister. She's a major hot head, and she's known to be the reason why a lot of people don't call back for any more services.

Enguarde Boulder. He's the most misunderstood out of the bunch. He's still in the closet, but everyone already knows that he's really gay. What makes Enguarde even more strange (and it's not his name) is that he shows up in the weirdest situations.

Serenade Maguire. Serenade is the editor-in-chief of the gossip paper in P.C.I. called P.C. Insider. She's very scarce, so why is she a main character? Because she's the editor-in-chief of the gossip paper. That says enough.

Lulu van Guarde. She's the airhead. She's the one who gives the company an even worse name. Another scarce character, but because she's the airhead, it's just funny what she says.

Darune Trigan. Darune is the oldest of the bunch, and knows a lot more about the history of the company, mainly because he's been there the longest. He gives good advice, and that's basically the role he plays.

Jericho Conscience. This is one of two consciences that plays a role starting in the middle of the play. This is Christian's conscience, and if you ask me, these two never got along to begin with.

Winter Conscience. The other conscience, Winter's conscience shows up in the middle as well. She serves a small purpose--to assume the role of a guy friend and asking a lot of sexual questions.